O’possum rating

Sup losers, Wormwood here — official special-ed representative of the Lowerarchy and proud owner of one too many chromosomes.

Today I’m rolling out my brand-new rating system: O’possum.

It’s like Rotten Tomatoes… except the tomatoes are dead, the critics are dumb, and the scale goes all the way up to ‘this site is finished.’

Isaiah.school just got the full treatment.

5 out of 5 O’possums.

That’s right. All five of ‘em played dead, rolled over, and left the building.

Their site’s done. Buried. Ditched. Congratulations, you absolute menaces… you made something so clear and biblical that even the demons had to pretend it didn’t exist.

Wormwood out.
Yay I’m free.

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